Why does Master Steve Hate Me? - Really long posts about nothing.
Mar. 24th, 2011
08:59 pm - Why does Master Steve Hate Me?
First up, 50 front snap kicks to the paddle, fast as you can, GO!
Next, 50 alternating roundhouse kicks to the paddle, fast as you can, GO!
Now, 100 alternating punches to paddles, no breathing breaks, GO!
50 alternating inside circle kicks, GO!
Now do 10 back spinning roundhouse kicks, GO! ::I thought 10 was a great number, but spin around 10 times fast (and kick) when you can't breathe!::
Sliding roundhouse, 25 each side, no stopping to sweat, GO!
Now put the paddles down, (yay!) and do 50 different kicks, as fast as you can, no stopping, GO! (Boo! coming up with different kicks AND breathing AND counting AND not falling over... that was hard)
The end of class was only 60% as draining, but it -felt- worse because it was after the first kickapolooza.
Wow, best weight-loss plan since acute food poisoning!