Really long posts about nothing. - Tagged by celisnebula, Celeb lust

Aug. 23rd, 2007

02:23 pm - Tagged by celisnebula, Celeb lust

1. List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.

2. Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)

3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.

4. Supply photos for said people.

5. Tag five people!

I forget where my lusts and loves have been over the years, but here are a few memorable ones -

1) Elizabeth Shue - TOTALLY had me from Adventures in Babysitting. She was awesome. I'm not even sure she's alive nowadays. Don't care either... nothing will replicate the days from when I loved her.

2) Tiffany - She used to sing to me in a voice that told me she was mine, and I am a BIG one on hair... her hair and cute little pouty face totally had me hooked. She had THE look that totally had me wrapped around a finger. Denim all over, beautiful long red hair... did I mention the hair?

3) Cheetara - If I become a furry when my scout leader days are over, it may be Cheetara that turned me as a young boy. Although I will admit that my love for her was mildly carnal, but a lot more matronly. She was a good mother. Note that with the top three, they're all appealing to my heart and security more than my . . . loins.

4) Victoria Jackson - I had seen her on Saturday Night Live, but the main thing that cemented her in my mind forever was after she posed in Playboy, I had intercepted a mailing to my dad offering him a great deal. The cover of the Victoria Jackson Playboy was displayed maybe 1-2" tall, but that was enough for me to really wear out that subscription offer after many nights of 'reviewing' it. Noteworthy - this is one of the few people who I actually knew had a dingy and uninteresting personality. At the time, I loved her for (again) her nurturing and caring side. Also, since she was dingy, it was possible that she would actually fall for a nice guy like me who would NEVER be able to do a push-up or catch a football.

5) Avril? The video posted below is a remix of the song I liked of hers... the original video was a bit corny, but it was sort of a theme song to my getting over Mik. Over the years, my tastes hae changed, and like 1-3, this isn't so much a lust thing, but a desire for the way they make me feel.

Pure unquestioned lust? No one comes to mind. Even when Britney Spears came out, I found her very appealing, and the sound of Christina Aguilera... but I have always said that if they showed up at my house all riled up and wanting to go, I would probably cook them dinner and chat about their careers and what they are doing to ensure their senior years are comfortable. I honestly feel that the appealing nature of such celebs would be ruined by getting down & dirty. Thus I never have a desire to ruin their beauty in my mind.

It could just be that a few bad relationships have me broken, but this was the same way I felt back before Britney had cosmetic surgery, and when I still thought my love for one person would last into my Depends years.

Presently, Avril and Pink are high on my list of people that I would love to have around... although it would be a pretty tragic relationship I suppose. I think they just espouse my current feeling of rock & roll awesomeness... someone who can kick butt, and take no sh-t. Granted, this is what I love right now, but if the perfect match were to show up at my door, I would probably still just make them dinner and figure out if we could start a business together. ::sigh::

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From:	romperwebby
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)

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you didnt tag anybody, so im gonna tag myself.

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From:	diermuid
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 07:32 pm (UTC)

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Oh, yeah... tag anyone who wants to do it. That's how I got tagged.

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From:	not_so_very
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)

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I haven't figured out how to do pics yet, so please forgive me forgive me. I'm a techtard.

1. Brad Pitt. Okay, I'm shallow, but that's what this is all about. Loved him since Growing Pains.

2. George Clooney. He's a bit older than me, but he seems to take such joy from the things around him. And he is terribly goofy and out to have good clean fun, but feels passionatly about helping people.

3. Tom Hanks. Busom Buddy's and again in Family Ties. Also the movie Big. Sweet, genuine. Yummy.

4. CC Deville. Look What The Cat Dragged In. Most specifically, Talk Dirty To Me. I refuse to try to explain this one. Mostly, because I can't. I will say that on the list that I have of ten celebrities, he's on there twice.

5. Drew Barrymore. Another one I can't explain, I don't really swing this way. She is my age, and I have loved her since ET. And then watching her go through all her drug issues and come through it so beautifully. But, that damn dance on David Lettermans desk is just about the sexyest thing I've ever seen.

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From:	diermuid
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC)

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#5 this one?

I always liked Hanks too... and everything about Poison was damned sexy.

For pics
1) find a pic you like, left click on it and select Properties. Highlight the Address and hit Control-C to cut it.
2) in the post/reply you are making, type

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From:	not_so_very
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 08:07 pm (UTC)

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Yup, that's the one. Have you ever seen sexier butterflies?

As for your number 2, I see the red X of death.

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From:	diermuid
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 08:24 pm (UTC)

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Gah !
2) type {img src=" (then control-V to paste the address) "}

Replace {} with < and >.

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From:	not_so_very
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)

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Like this?

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From:	ladytwnks
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)

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a few years back, tiffany did a photo shoot for playboys.

she's STILL beautiful, a couple of kids later.

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From:	diermuid
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 08:23 pm (UTC)

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She was perfect for my in Junior High... I had a not-girlfriend with similar hair, complexion, and denim. She was my first close friend that was a girl, and started a trend of me always having a female confidant or two. Normally very cute and fun to be with, but forever stuck in that plutonic friend dynamic.

Most of these celebs have lost the shine they had in their younger years... I don't know that I would bother to look at ANY of them in Playboy, but I know Tiffany was still awesome in later "Where are they now" bits.

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From:	ladytwnks
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)

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honestly...as far as celebs go, i dont have that attraction to many. oh, sean connery could make me into a puddle by reading the phone book, but i dunno about any others.

and i get you on the friend dynamic...my mama never understood (still doesnt) my need for more male friends than female ones. ah well.

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From:	diermuid
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)

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If it wasn't for the scrotums and hairy buttholes, and general lack of boobs, I could have been a total gay man.

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From:	ladytwnks
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)

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*kisses you right on the mouth*

thank you, that laugh TOTALLY made my evening!!!!

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From:	diermuid
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)

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Um... you kissed me with the same mouth you blow penises with? Ewwwww!

Yeah... other than the peni squicks, I could totally decorate and cook with gay men, and shoe shop... but peni scare me.

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From:	ladytwnks
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)

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hey, i brush my teeth! and hello, bisexual, so that aint all i kissed....

i get the whole decorating and cooking thing, hate shoe shopping but you can stay straight and you're definitely fine with me...

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From:	jamdin
Date:	August 23rd, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)

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Interesting choices and I tagged myself ;)

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From:	ladyholmwood
Date:	August 25th, 2007 04:22 am (UTC)

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John Stamos- He barely makes out the list at number 5, squeeking out both Julian McMahon and Martin Henderson by a hair. When I first read the post I thought I would have a tough time finding five and here I am with technically seven. The reason I dig on Stamos I guess is he never seemed to really age past 1985. I'm sure it had nothing to do with having an endless supply of jet black hair dye. The other is he's Greek; I like greek food and I wouldn't mind going to visit, hense the number five spot on my list.

4.

Ingo Rademacher- This girl most of the time does not prefer blondes. Well, except for Ingo here. I'm not sure if it's the australian accent or the fact that he is into extreme sports. Oh, who am I kidding, it's both. He can toss my shrimp on the barbie any day.

3.

Johnny Depp- Who doesn't lust after this guy on some level. Yeah, thought so, me too. I have to say however it is the 1998 version of him that I really dig on. Personally I think it's the nerdy glasses version of him that makes me run for the two-ply paper towels every single time.

2.

Bruce Campbell- What can I say, he had me at: "Give me some sugar baby." Honestly how can a girl resist that gritty wit and charm? Well, I can't either.

1.

Harry Connick Jr.- The man sings, plays piano and is uber hot IMO. All he needed was two of those traits in order to make it to my top five list. The fact that he possesses all three made him a shoe in for the coveted number one spot on my list.

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